Mustache Maniacs Film Co.

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Auditions

Notice: We are now on Casting Call Club! If a project has auditions hosted on the site, you will find a button for it underneath the movie's name!
Want to be in one of our films? Now is your chance!  To best understand how each character info sheet is laid out, here is a brief key:
  • Name: The character's name.
  • Brief: A summary of what the character is like.
  • Sex: Whether the character is male or female.
  • Part size: The number of lines dictates if a part is small, medium, or large.
  • Production: The announced films that character appears in.
  • Additional Notes: Any other important information.
  • Current Audition Bracket: Who has signed up for that part (last updated 6/28/2017)
  • Audition Line: The character's audition line.
The last two parts of each character's description are not in the photo, simply to make them easier to update. If you want to audition, send us a message via the "Contact Us" page on this website or by e-mail to [email protected] with your recorded auditions for the characters you selected. That way, we'll then be able to consider you in the casting process. All you need are an internet connection (which we're assuming you have if you're reading this), a microphone, and a desire to perform and have fun!

NOTES AND IMPORTANT INFORMATION:
  1. If you are looking for paid acting positions, we recommend that you look elsewhere. We do not make a profit from our films, and therefore, we do not pay our voice actors. However, this is a great way to gain experience in acting or to have fun with a new role if you are already in a paid acting position.
  2. Just because you list certain characters as a preference does not mean you will get those parts. For example, if you audition as Mikey Spoilers, but your performance reads more like Hayman Talon, you will get that part instead.
  3. There is a good chance that you will be competing with others for certain parts, depending on the character. If you lose a part you wanted to someone else, please be a good sport about it. There are plenty of parts to go around.
  4. If you are having trouble viewing the character info sheets, please be patient. As all of these photos are being hosted on Brickshelf, it may take a while for this page to process all of the needed data. Wait a few minutes, and if you are still having problems, refresh this page.

Open Auditions: A Future in the Past

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: How do you know these portals exist? Do you have any evidence?
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: I am Professor Heinrik Kowalski of the Bradford Rant Institute of Cosmic Kinesis. It's a pleasure to meet you.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Greatz tooz seez yooz, Robert.

Current Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: What's your name, soldier?

Character Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: Uh, 1943. Are you injured, soldier?

Character Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: He died during the crash landing. That makes Kilroy our leader.

Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Why is he talking like that? You instructed me on proper English, and this is all I have to work with?

Open Auditions: Van Helbrick and the Monster Fighters

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: He's off in the museum, supervising your student.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: This does not look right.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson; Jim Freeman

Audition Line: You don't think those things were real, do you?
Current Audition Bracket: Chloe Zavaleta

Audition Line: It's another piece of paper.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: What do you think that means?
Current Audition Bracket: Chloe Zavaleta

Audition Line: You're going to go out after dark!?!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: What kind of mission?
Current Audition Bracket: Jim Freeman

Audition Line: Me prefer Theodore. Me not monster, like one Mr. Lugosi make.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Mighty fine night we're having tonight, gentlemen.
Current Audition Bracket: Jim Freeman

Audition Line: Are you here to help me find Lou's goat? One of them got away again and I followed it in here.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Uh, yes, Lord Vampyre.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Monsieur, does something trouble you?

Open Auditions: Alpha Team: Mission Deep City

Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: You have something that belongs to us!
Current Audition Bracket: Jim Freeman

Audition Line: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO I'M DEALING WITH! NOW STOP INTERFERING AND GO GET ME SOME COFFEE!

Current Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: Frank, you nearly scared me to death! What are you doing here?

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Well, Chief Dunby and Captain Bill sent me for doughnuts. There were a few left over.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: It's Stanley.
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson; Jim Freeman

Audition Line: Hey, Chase-y! I thought yous never see a bad guy likes me again!
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Psst. I heard that the information you're looking for might be on a laptop. Shhh.
Current Audition Bracket: Erasmus Zavaleta

Audition Line: Hey. I need a couple people to clean the orbiter rocket on launchpad two. Got a couple heads to spare?
Current Audition Bracket: Erasmus Zavaleta; Jordon Cooper

Audition Line: They don't pay me enough for THIS!?! AHH!
Current Audition Bracket: Marcus Hutchinson

Audition Line: Commander, it has begun. Orders are received. Sentinel out.

Open Auditions: Johnny Thunder and the Wonders Beneath the Waves

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: We've got a treasure chest. I'll photograph the find, then Fish, you can pick her up.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: If I hear him tell another one of his Vietnam yarns or stupid jokes, I'll leave a permanent wrench print on his face.
Current Audition Bracket: Jim Freeman

Audition Line: Ahh, I see you know your way around a fishing spear.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: And I am the best henchman that this species will ever know, Willie Pones. I am ever at your service.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: If you want to see, you'll have to suit up. This thing isn't the strongest sub in the world.

Open Auditions: B.I.O. Corps

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: You better not make me angry, then. You won't like it when I'm angry!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Well, this should be interesting.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Professor Kowalski, I found something. I think it might be a type of black box.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Nothing. The Bradford Rant Institute isn't releasing any more information right now.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Get moving, you maggot! I've seen drunk snails move faster than you!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: I can't do this, sir!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Sir, yes sir!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Whoa! That was some crash!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: At our most recent conference, my colleague raised the idea that the Maelstrom might be able to pass through the rift. The prospect of this is too frightening to consider now. This is my final log transmission before radio silence. I look forward to a smooth landing.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: If I am unable to reach my destination, perhaps this message can be retrieved as a warning that the Darkitect has begun to amass soldiers in his fight to overtake your Earth. Don't underestimate his power. 
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Nice to meet you, folks. You from around here?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Pardon me for asking, but is it okay if we sit here?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Excuse me, but you're not allowed here. It's not safe.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: You call for me, Holly?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Our system actually says that we have two adjacent rooms available on level two.

Current Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: That's Chief Wickfield to you!

Current Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: Those men have kidnapped the hotel guests!

Current Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: That was the funny part. They broke formation and left the town.

Open Auditions: Mysteries of the Arctic

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Does this have anything to do with the "alien" asteroids?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Hey, cutie! I got the astronomical data you wanted. These numbers are astronomical!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Maybe. He disappeared around there some time ago.
Current Audition Bracket: Jordan Cooper

Audition Line: Hey, Ross! Long time, no see! Got some friends?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Something wrong with my copter's name?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: He didn't say anything. I don't think he talks.

Current Audition Bracket: n/a


Audition Line: We've just reached the shore. You'd better get your belongings, lads.

Open Auditions: Legends of the Universe

Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: I see. Can you tell me about it?
Current Audition Bracket: Jordan Cooper

Audition Line: Remember, what works in your universe isn't always the case in ours.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: What are you trying to do, old man? Put us to sleep?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Be quiet! This is what my faction is studying right now!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Ah! Of course! Even Alpha Team is here in the presence of the Nexus Force. Ho, ho! Oh, that rhymed.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: You've grown a lot, Pepper!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: You're not going to take this island!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: An old karate nanny leading a motley army into battle? Now I've seen everything.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: I believe the patient will live!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: See? It's nothing the ninja of fire can't handle...
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Uh, guys, are you sure this is such a good idea?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Good! Mom and pop are still doing well with the scrap yard.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: I'll pass. Those peppers might fry my circuits.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: You know, after a while, this isn't going to be funny anymore.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Actually, my name's just Nuckal. Anyway, the big machine is almost done.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: This will be a perfect revenge!
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Je vais manger vos yeux et aspirer vos veines le sang comme des spaghettis.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: You can't save me.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: What's that, ye say?
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: Not much comes this way to Forbidden Valley.
Current Audition Bracket: n/a

Audition Line: I AM the plan!